Now Playing Tracks

  • Man:

    Where have you been all my life?

  • Woman:

    Hiding from you.

  • Man:

    Haven't I seen you someplace before?

  • Woman:

    Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

  • Man:

    Is this seat empty?

  • Woman:

    Yes, and this one will be to if you sit down.

  • Man:

    Your place or mine?

  • Woman:

    Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

  • Man:

    Hey baby, what's your sign?

  • Woman:

    Do not enter.

  • Man:

    How do you like your eggs in the morning?

  • Woman:

    Unfertilized

  • Man:

    I would go to the end of the world for you.

  • Woman:

    But would you stay there?

  • Man:

    If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

  • Woman:

    If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  • Man:

    If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

  • Woman:

    Really, I'd put f and u together

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